Pett and Pott : a fairy story of the suburbs

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Mr Pett: ... detectives are investigating the case and several arrests are expected shortly. I wonder, darling, if we ought to have the telephone.

Mrs Pett: Just as you like John dear, I think it should be very nice.

Mr Pott: In view of these disturbing atrocities that are happening these days, Anna, I think we should consider installing a telephone.

Mrs Pott: Telephone?

Mr Pott: Yes a telephone.

Mrs Pott: Oh no I'd much rather have a maid.

Maid: Go on big boy, the fur coat's in the bedroom.

Robber: Fur coat my foot where do you keep the fish knives?

Maid: Go on, you don't want no fish knives.

Robber: Shut up you.

Maid: Sshshsh!