In at the Bleep end : new telephones for sale

Transcript

Dr Hello: Nowadays, phones are even better looking than I am. An elegant telephone says something about a room doesn't it?

Chris Searle: Like what?

Dr Hello: Like 'swanky gaff'

Chris Searle: This is what you call 'swanky gaff'.

Butler: The new telephone your ladyship.

Her Ladyship: Put it over there Bladders.

Butler: Very good your ladyship.

Dr Hello: Phones can be glamorous.

Joanna Lumley: Hang on I'm wearing my peach, I'm just going to change you over. That's better, I can only chatter when I'm matching. Now tell me what is this scandal about Joachim.

Dr Hello: You see today, phones are fashionable. And er if ever you need me again, you know what to say don't you.

Chris Searle: 'Hello, Hello, Hello' - oh wonderful.

Tony Robinson: Shazam! Kevin - what are you doing here?